Texas bound, California dreamin'.
bookworm & hopeless romantic.
I will shamelessly eat like a man.
but it's beautiful to love the
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Clever way of getting his features in there.
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy”
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK