Texas bound, California dreamin'.
bookworm & hopeless romantic.
I will shamelessly eat like a man.
but it's beautiful to love the
ordinary."
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I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles, via ohshitlvt)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(Source: teenytigress, via ivanoho)
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
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